hi all well in sunny spain once again first week over and tan starting to come on nice, laura has brought her pack with her and practising her kata, for the next grading every night lol even tried doing i in the sea bless her she says she is determend to get a full pass this time very very hot so the beers are going down well on a night sitting on the balcony looking out to sea , the sun and the sea are doing the knee good as well so will be back training in sept , see you all soon,
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him right off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a kung fu chop from China." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and continues what he was doing when all of a sudden-WHACK!!-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a karate chop from Japan." The little guy, not wanting any trouble,and thinking this guy is nuts, gets up off the floor, grabs his beer and moves a few seats further down the bar, and continues to sip at his beer. All of a sudden, --WHACK!!-- without warning, he feels this foot kick him upside the head and he goes sprawling to the floor once again. The big dude says with a smile, "That's kickboxing from Thailand." The little guy, having had enough of this gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. He had been gone for about an hour when he returned, and without saying a word, walks up behind the big dude and-WHACK!!!-- knocks the big dude off his stool and lays him out cold! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that's a crowbar from b and q
there once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."
And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate."
The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, Karate that chair."
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big rotty guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my ass!"
It would not be quiet if anyone used this on a regular basis, pass info, joke or two, some comment about any related article, even something that was nothing to do with Karate would be nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need to encourage participation, or press ups!!!!
Just really to say a massive thanks to Senseis Steve and Adam that was a fab second lesson yesterday with the bunkai. I'm starting to get the hang of Kanku Sho. I particularly liked the nifty move with the belt!!!!
Well at least someone is watching , and participating, Could be that everyone is on holiday or just recovering from the return, all the kids will be a little sick cos its School this week YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE , I can hear most of the parents saying, well at least I am.
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